Pizza Party - L’Homme Run
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
I fucking just about died laughing
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
The show really needs the ratings as right now it’s teetering on the edge of canceled/renewed. There was an 18% ratings drop last night thanks to some sports thing~.
You can watch every episode on Hulu right now for free. Including the webisodes of the unaired episode, Ceuf.
If you want to rewatch it or are watching it for the first time PLEASE do so on hulu.
when people i dont like touch me
Florence Welch’s home in South London photographed by Angelo Pennetta for Vogue, May 2013